Um... I Don't know what to say. This is a great honor. I think I really am a bit too awesome. I knew my powers from Krypton would come in handy for burning down precincts that had votes for McCain.
I want to say, that the name, "That One" will be now handed down to my soon to be forgotten running mate John. No offense John, you were a tough and worthy opponent, and I admire you for being able to hold your own especially when you have a one in three chance of dying. But seriously John, thank you, for everything you have done for this country and will continue doing, and being an excellent running mate, choosing Palin as a running mate to help me further ensure victory. And of course thank you for being nicer than Hillary.
And to the American Public, and all my supporters, from now on you can call me PRESIDENT CHANGE. Seriously, somebody tell the guy who will be announcing me as the President of the Unites States of American as YesWecan Change. Oh I can't? Maybe just the middle name? Then what about Joe? Even he got to change the rest of his name to 'The Plumber ' "
Atleast that's how I think Obama's speech should sound like. Dude has just been declared as the President of the Free World.
I should remove my previous post.
I still might move to Space depending on the rest of my life.