Saturday, March 28, 2009

Mrs. Cullen: The Copycat


Dear Friends,

I was taking a break from studying so I decided I should grace this blog with my presence. I just got back from my cousin's house, studied for five minutes and then I decided to look at my planner. I realized that I am one day ahead of my studying schedule!! That means that today I was covering a whole chapter of Genetics and I thought I had to finish it today, but nope. Genetics was supposed to be for tomorrow! I am super dee duper excited. Ok I sound like Barney. Anyway. I kinda wish I didn't look into my planner because I would have been studying right now instead of wasting time, sigh. I really don't have much to write about anyway. Hm lets see. 

Oh. I am fighting with my Grandma. In case you don't know, my Mom's parents live with us. They are super amazing and cool. But I am fighting with my Grandma. Last week she was supposed to have food ready for me before I left for school but she didn't. So I got mad and started arguing with her. She told me to be quite. So I told her that I hoped she bes quite forever. So she stopped talking to me. I got bored of fighting with her and didn't like her not talking to me. So yesterday I tried to get her attention so she could love me again. She was watching TV and exercising with this machine she uses for her legs. I took the machine and moved it away. She got up from the couch and picked up the machine and took it back to her seat and used it again. I got up and took it again and placed it in the other room. She gave up. This morning I starting copying her. Everything she would say and everything she would do. She started coughing and so I coughed and then she was giving my mom cooking advice and so I gave my mom cooking advice as well. Then while she was watching TV, I got a bed sheet from my room and covered the TV with it. She claimed she could see through the sheet so I got annoyed and removed it from the TV. Then I put it over her body. But she took it off. After lunch I washed my hands and threw all the excess water from my hands --- on to her face. We are friends again =)

I really have nothing else to say. Oh yeah. I guess the fish we have isn't pregnant. Well never mind. She might be, who knows. But we did buy another fish yesterday. And she is pregnant for sure because the fish lady told us at the store. Did you know that fish have a 10 day warranty? I thought that was hilarious. Anyway, the new fish is white and I feel like I can see through her and I think thats gross. And after my mom put her in the tank, the other fish kept following her and trying to kill her, promise! I feel like they keep trying to eat up her fat belly (where the eggs are). But thats probably not true? My idiot brother claimed he saw a real baby fish in her stomach. I told him he was an idiot. Um. I don't have anything else to say so I am going to go. Bye.

Yours for the sake of Peace, Sisterhood and Blog Layouts,
Mrs. Cullen

PS: C.A., can I get a 10 day warranty on you? 

16 comments:

david mcmahon said...

Thanks for the visit and the comment.

I never had grandparents, so my heartfelt advice to you is to treat your grandmother with courtesy, love and respect, as I know you will.

Constructive Attitude said...

haha. ur grandma is so cute. and ur an idiot for taking her for granted.

and your question to me makes no sense.

Cheryl said...

You can see through your fish? .... That's weird.

And one day ahead of schedule? ... I just... I'm not sure what to say.

Artistic Logic said...

i hate when people fling that extra water off their hands onto someone...someone being me...
your grandma sounds like she knows your tricks better than you ...smart lady

mary evelyn said...

i love the relationship you described between you and your grandma :o)

and where can you buy see-thru fish? i want one.

supreem said...

lol!! you and your grandmother are sooo cute... :D

Lisa said...

The fish reminds me of one at Buffet Palace Chinese Restaurant. She was the biggest koi you ever saw and had a huge underbelly. The other fish hated her. Turned out her mistaken pregnancy was actually a tumor, and she went belly-up within a month.

Fish scare me :)

You and your Grandmother are really sweet together. Love you!

MarjnHomer said...

there are such things as see thru fishes. you can see all thier organs...

MarjnHomer said...

there are such things as see thru fishes. you can see all thier organs...

Mrs. Cullen said...

omgosh thanks for all ya'lls advice but just to let you know, my grandma and i are friends and its all just fun. i am not a cruel person! thanks bye.

PerplxinTexan♥ said...

You're brothers and obvious liar. I feel like when you typed "Last week she was supposed to have food ready for me before I left for school but she didn't. " you should've immediately realized how ignorant you were being.

No worries, we all have our moments. Try doing something like TELLING YOUR GRANDMA. I'm not trying to sound all depressing or anything but, she could be quite forever in a different kind of way.

Or write a letter.

PerplxinTexan♥ said...

fake tears work well too :)

fuelMybrain said...

As soon as you gave your reason for getting mad, I slipped back in time. I felt as if you were my best friend spending the night and we were up so late we didn't know what to do but sit and talk about really 5 year old type stuff, with no clue at all. That was actually really weird reading that... but good to hear your grandmother knows how silly you are and plays right along.

Did you know that some fish stores will buy back your fish back when they grow larger and you didn't want them that big? Weird huh? We have a 30 day warranty on pets at our local store.

Chuckle said...

hahahaha

so cute.

Falling Up said...

hahaha.
Your grandmother and your relationship is so cute, mA.Except the pasrt where you said you want her to be quiet forever. There is gasped. But I figure you guys are chill enough to say stuff like that to eachother. You put the blanket on her. haha :)

Faith Confusion said...

That was sooooooo funny!! I love this post. It gets better when you start talking about a fish not being pregnant. I would wet myself laughing but husband will kill me because he's watching Lost... that show is tense!!