Thursday, July 3, 2008

Mrs. Cullen: The Drama Queen

Dear Friends,

As you all know, I'm such a genius. But sadly, this week I am an ill genius. Last week I had the flu and now I just have a very bad cough and my ear hurts! It really hurts, very very bad! Randomly I get very sharp pains in my left ear. So odd! And my cough is so bad; I can barely breathe. I have been meaning to go see my dad's friend who is an ENT doctor. Oh, that means ear, nose and throat! I felt so special when my dad told me what that stood for. I seriously felt like that specialization was made just for me! So, I just decided to diagnose myself. I mean I'm gonna be a dentist in a few million years so why not start now? And what better way to diagnose oneself than WebMD. Honestly, this website is like my own personal doctor....Alas, the results are in! I have thyroid cancer. But no need to fear, according to my lovely online doctor I wont even need chemo; just surgery and I'll be all set. Ok, just one problem though. I can't find the lump on my neck. Maybe I should go see a real doctor. But I'm just soo busy. And so sick, I'm coughing as I write this post. Oh the pain! The agony! Ok. Maybe I'm a little bit of a drama queen. I mean a drama queen genius. Wait-- I mean a drama queen ill genius. Yeah thats it. I guess this drama queenness needs to stop. It doesn't fit well with my geniusness. Genius people don't have time to be drama queens. They are too busy being geniuses and saving the world and knowing everything. Ok. As of today I am officially no longer going to be a drama queen. Yay.

I feel so much better now. It was kind of a hard act; being a drama queen. Don't you have those things that you always do even though you don't like it and it causes you pain/stress/sadness/[another negative thingy]?? Like I always park illegally and then I always get parking tickets. I know the consequences, yet I still do it. Or maybe, a job. You hate your job so much because you get treated badly by your boss, yet you do not quit. QUIT!! Or stop complaining OR stand up to your boss. Listen people, if you are reading this and you can relate to me, then thats it. Today is the day for change. I'm gonna write down a list of things that cause me stress. Then I am gonna change all of those things one by one. We live in such a world that if we aren't stressed out...we think its odd. Thats not how it should be. We should be happy, stress-free humans and we are going to make that happen. Are you with me??

Yours for the sake of Peace and Sisterhood,
Mrs. Cullen

9 comments:

Constructive Attitude said...

your starting ur list today???? you said you started it two weeks ago!

Mrs. Cullen said...

i started my mental list two weeks ago

Simply me said...

Do you hate your job? Does your boss treat you mean? I wonder...

Simply me said...

Oh and I also use WebMD. And Alhamdulillah (Thank God) I've never been diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer.

controlled chaos said...

:)
made me smile. thank you. i needed it.

Artistic Logic said...

ur a coolio foolio ;)
hope ur cough gets better (if u even have one)

Snake Charmer said...

hahha I figured out who you are :P

Falling Up said...

I love how I'm the one in med school and just found out what ENT stood for last year. I do love ENT. Maybe I can be your ENT doctor one day. ;)

fuelMybrain said...

I just pee'd a little laughing at this... just what the doctor ordered - a good laugh.