Friday, September 18, 2009
Even Cheryl's DEAD hamster thinks she's awesome!
As if we dont have enough people writing for this blog and confusing the hell out of you...
Recently, I begged the lovely Cheryl to guest post on Symphonic Discord because Controlled Chaos and I are semi obsessed with her.
That and also because I'm using her to gain more followers.
I kid you not.
Hopefully this plan will work.
So yeah dont just read Cheryl's post and leave, read some of our old ones down below and go through our endless labels list thingymajigger.
But anyways, without further ado and the real reason you all are here....
I present to you...
So the other day I opened my inbox to find an email from CA asking me to guest blog for Symphonic Discord, and she included a blog topic, a deadline and everything and for ten minutes I just stared at the email and thought, “man, this is like going to work” except that CA is not paying me at all, so it’s not like work so much as it is slaved labor, which is fine because I live in China and work in a sweatshop, obviously.
My assigned topic is something to do with Muslims, Islam, or how much I love CA and CC, which, let’s face it, isn’t happening (the first two, I mean. I love CA and CC, but not in the creepy Stephen P. Morgan way) because despite spending the last 4 years studying Middle Eastern Politics, I’ve learned nothing except how to make a sling shot out of hair ties, and shoot peanut M&Ms at the idiot asking dumb questions infront of me. Also because talking about Islam is a touchy subject, and I avoid all topics on religion, except for Scientology, which I’m pretty sure was meant for whack jobs, Trekkies, and people who never graduated Kindergarten, but have a lot of money. I mean, the founder of Scientology reportedly said that "you don't get rich by writing science fiction. You get rich by starting a religion" at some alien convention. That should tell you something, except that it doesn't, and everyday completely sane and normal people follow in the footsteps of nut jobs like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, who worship aliens, and who will probably end up killing themselves in some sort of mass suicide like that Heaven's Gate cult that killed themselves because they wanted to survive death by being carried in some UFO or something equally mindless. Like, really? That's how you're going to journey into another world? Well I mean, I guess they sort of did.
Journey to Hell.
But the one religion that surpasses Scientology and all the others on the “this shit is so ridiculous” scale is probably Raelism, which, let’s face it, can’t even be classified as a real religion, and if you don’t know what that is, it’s pretty much a UFO religion founded by some sports-car journalist who, at one point, probably got hit by a car, thus becoming impaired in the brain, and believed that followers received instruction from some aliens who really liked to watch people have sex, and had some super duper machine that could make them appear all godly.
Sex and Godliness? It doesn’t shock me one bit that this religion was made up by a man, who is probably also a rapist.
But no, I avoid all topics on religion.
Oh and I love CA and CC!
If anyone else would like to guest post, you are more than welcome to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org !!!!