Mrs. Cullen: The Non-Smoker

Dear Friends,

I know I’ve been MIA for the past few weeks. I wish I had a really important reason for it but the truth is that I’m extremely lazy. Yes, I did go camping (twice) but after that, no excuse. I just sat around all day in my room doing absolutely nothing. I can’t believe summer is almost over and I have not read one book. [Breaking Dawn does not count. I wasn’t a book. It was a waste of life. A waste of time. A waste of the name book, I don’t know who the HE double hockey sticks gave it that name.] Anyways, I guess once again reality T.V. is my weakness. I have spent the last few weeks watching Big Brother 10 [don’t watch it, please]. But I guess I am glad that I watched it during the summer instead of a college semester, which I usually do. I have so much on my mind but first lets discuss my laziness. I am QUITE embarrassed of it. Genius people aren’t usually lazy. They are so busy doing genius things and saving the world. [Sigh.] Believe it or not, I am in a HUGE fight with someone because of my laziness. How pathetic is that? Person Anti-Laziness thinks I should be spending time with her instead of sitting around doing nothing. I agree!! I agree!! But I can’t do it. I just love my bed. So comfy. I just love my PJs and I have already worn them for 95% of summer, so why take them off now?? Not only did I get in a fight with Person Anti-Laziness [who by the way is not talking to me right now], I turned down so many opportunities to hang out with friends FOR NO REASON AT ALL. One particular example just happened a few days ago. I even got ready to go to the movie but then I didn’t feel like driving. I just sat home and did nothing. What is nothing?? Watching reality TV is doing nothing. Reading Breaking Dawn is doing nothing. Napping all day is doing nothing. Sitting on facebook all day is doing nothing. I am just full of nothingness.

Enough of my pathetic-nothingness life. One reason I didn’t hang out with Person Anti-Laziness has a lot to do with HOOKAH [aka SISHA, aka ARGEELA aka SOMETHING WORSE THAN SMOKING aka BAD IN MY BOOK]. Person AL always wanted to go to Dearborn [a city in southeastern Michigan with a large Arab population] to eat yummy food and smoke hookah. I am so down for eating [my most favorite thing in the world. So, if you are smart and put that together with my laziness, you will learn that I am overweight] but it’s the hookah that stops me. I don’t care if other people do it, I just don’t want to do it myself! And I feel that if I go with Person AL and friends, then I will fall into peer pressure and do it as well. Ok I don’t feel; I know that will happen [which is pretty weak of me]. Man do I hate hookah. Not just for being a stupid and unhealthy thing but for helping create this argument with myself and Person AL. I know I just usually blab on about nothingness but today in this post I just wanted to add this simple link thingy about hookah [for which you just need to click on the title of this post]. After reading that you will learn that hookah is worse than smoking so that should already put a RED ALERT in your head because we all know the consequences of smoking.

Yours for the sake of Peace, Brotherhood, and a Smoke-free Environment,
Mrs. Cullen