Monday, December 7, 2009

My School Needs New Plumbing

So the other day was a perfectly normal day. After my morning class I bought some soup, read a book while eating, then met up with a friend. We walked around for a bit, prayed, visited a super cool professor, prayed again, and next thing you know it was time for my afternoon class. My friend had nothing to do so I told her to join me and listen to the professor discussing STD's.

A half hour passes by and we're now talking about gonorrhea and how women need to get ask to get checked for the infection when getting their Pap smear. (Note to women out there: the noticeable symptoms of gonorrhea in women are almost nil!)

*THUD*

A loud sound emanated from the left corner of the classroom...above the ceiling. The next thing you know a dark yellow liquid starts dripping down, forming a brown pool on the dirty dark carpet below. Liquid is now streaming down the walls.

At first we're thinking... is it coke or something?


Wrong.


How did we know we were wrong? Because the tile in the ceiling starting collecting wet dark brown pellets and the liquid that was seeping through came down as really brown now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

The classroom was in uproar as the professor called maintenance and yelled over everyone, "Due to the disgusting nature of this situation, class is canceled! See you all next week!"


OMG. Thank God there was a second door to the classroom. Imagine being stuck in the classroom watching this and smelling the fumes ...


Or worse: imagine being the next guy who walks into that door only to step into urine and have fecal matter fall on his head from above.


Ewwwww. The thought of it is soo repulsive!!


That's it, I can't write anymore about this...

11 comments:

Jaz said...

I thought it was a joke but who could joke about something so utterly disgusting? How could it have got to that point?

Little T said...

Ewwwwww is right! Hopefully is smells of bleach and fresh ceiling tiles when you return.

Constructive Attitude said...

um thats just gross.

But why am i not surprised.

Artistic Logic said...

disgusting

Mario Mustache said...

lol!

Mrs. Cullen said...

You didn't talk about what happened the next time in class. Had it been fixed?? TELL ME NOW!

Youthful Wisdom said...

Yea I wish it was a joke too but no its true and completely disgusting.

So next class we all open the door realllly slowly and carefully. (The first door is always locked for some reason) Every student first opened the door, looked up at the ceiling, stepped over the stained carpet, and quickly ran to his or her seat.

Get this, maintenance decided it wasn't important to clean the fecal pellets caught in the corners of the ceiling tiles. No wonderful bleach smell or clean fresh tiles for us..

WHYYY?????

Simply me said...

omg!! which room/building was this in?? *barf*

Simply me said...

that is such a health hazard. you guys should complain to the dean of students

supreem said...

dude, reading this, makes me feel like it never happened.... i cracked up sooo hard in the library and someone just looked at me. LOL, but I swear that was one college experience I'll never forget!

EmptyWords said...

I just feel bad for the person who had to clean all that uppp!!! ew ew ew ewww