Wednesday, March 30, 2011


:::lick lick lick lick:::

Oh! Sho dis iz how humanz type.
Todeys, mai humanz dath forgetz, forgotz dath she shuppose to type teh "expose" on a Muzhlimz todeys. Its shum humanz idea fo herz blogs.

So to mai humanz, I shedh, "Don't wowwy humanz, Kitty wil do itzed!!"

Buttt fwist, I woln howz to do humanz speaked....o no dumb humanz undehstanded phost...SHIH.. dumbb humanz..

Iz dis betteh? ...Can humanz understandz me now?.... Howz aboutz now?
So dis blog posth will bhe abouts me!

EVERY MOHNING my humanz wakez up in the earrlyyy morning. I iz happy of course, cuz i getz food. She wake up and she goz to the bahtroomz and getz readyz for prayer. She prayz five timez a day. She goz up thens downz then upz again when shez praying. Shometimes it makez me dizzy.

And she prayz to God. I knowz becauze I prayz to God too, but I doesn't prayz like muzlimz doez.. Teh Muzlimz has their Holy book, itz called QURAN...oh shorry, I dunno howz it became CAPS. oh itz do it again.
So in der book it says,

``Seest thou not that it is God Whose praises are celebrated by all beings in the heavens and on earth, and by the birds with extended wings? Each one knows its prayer and psalm, And Allah is aware of what they do.'' (Qur'an 22:18)

Thatz called a TRANSWATION! I meanz TRANSLATION...Inz it says that allllllll us libing tings praise God n remembeh Him. Thatz how wez pray.

Anywayz thatz how I prayz to God. Becuaze like my humanz I belieb that God created ewewything!
So after I watchez my human pray the earlyyy morning prayer, I start to meow!! That's howz i getz food fo the early morning, or else my humanz goz back to bed.

The trickz iz to keep meowing until Humanz undershtands. I mean understands.
Then shometimes I want to play with my humanz but she goes to bedz if shez tiredz, o she goez n sitz in front of some stupid papers and stares. SHE JUST SITZ THEREZ N STARE!!

WHY doezn't she stare at meh? I iz so much betteh! Sometimez I sit on her paperz n starezez at herz. N then she starezez at me and tells me to movez. But I just sitz therez.

Sometimez my Humanz sleepz... I EATZ HER PAPEZ!!!! Dey don't tasted goodz, but I EATZ DEM ANYWAYS!

Sometimez, I makez my humanz angryz. Sometimes I want my territoryz, o sometimes I dozn't like my humanz paw, so sometimez i bitez it to make it listen then I dunnoz why but MY HUMANZ getz angry with me and we fightz. It was allllll the stupidh pawz fault!!!

Thenz I have to remindz my humanz what teh Prophet of Islamz said:
"The Prophet said, ``While a man was walking he felt thirsty and went down a well, and drank water from it. On coming out of it, he saw a dog panting and eating mud because of excessive thirst. The man said, `This (dog) is suffering from the same problem as that of mine.' So, he (went down the well), filled his shoe with water, caught hold of it with his teeth and climbed up and watered the dog. Allah thanked him for his (good) deed and forgave him.'' The people asked ``O Allah's Apostle! Is there a reward for us in serving (the) animals?'' He replied: ``Yes, there is a reward for serving any animate (living being).''
(Narrated by Abu Huraira -- Volume 3, Book 40, Number 551)

Itz okayz. Sometimez my humanz foh getz she supposd to sheve me. I mean serve me.
I forgivez my humanz uzually. Kittyz hab to do thatz. Humanz dozn't knowz any betteh. Good thing I memohwized dat hadith (hadith meanz a saying of the Prophet of Islamz)

Oh n other timez whenz my human prayz or readz Quran I sitz there quietly and watch my humanz. It'z nice to shee herz not staringz at this stupidz computeh or teh stupidz papehs.

I HATE DEM PAPEHS! Sometimes when I need to throwz up, I goz and findz her papehs. heh heh

SO Kitty wantedz to tellz to all Kittyz to learns dat hadithz. Humanz ah dumb and fogetz a lot!!
But sometimez, we kittyz neededz to be nice to ouh humanz. Like sometimes, my humanz getz sad from schoolz or the news or stuffz, n sometimez she'll pray o sometimez she and comez and tellz me "I lub you" and dens I tell her "Don't worry God is wewy nice, He's nice to nice people and even meanz ppl"

Sometimez humanz fo getz that God takez care of evewything

She dozn't say it, but I knowz humanz says thankz youz in herz heartz.


Youthful Wisdom said...

Umm... LOL

Artistic Logic said...

girl i can't read that but WHOEVER CHANGED THE LAYOUT AND STUFF, I LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuckle said...
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qistina said...


qistina said...

btw, the cat memorises hadiths? wallah smart cat hahaha

Margie said...

Too funny! LOL!
I loved it!

Margie :)

controlled chaos said...

Thanks qistina and margie! :)

Constructive Attitude said...


and you were saying....

Artistic Logic said...

awwthis post was so cute i get it now
i like kitty t alk

Mrs. Cullen said...


Falling Up said...

haha this was funny :)


controlled chaos said...

thanks FU and AL, glad u gave it a chance

Anonymous said...

i haz hlal chezbergr