I've been craving pan-fried Chinese noodles for like a week now and this craving is now taking over my LIFE.
I'm trying to study and allllll I can think about is those yummy crunchy noodles in a freaking amazing sweet n savory sauce with the just right amount of gooeyness and crunchy cooked vegetables.
I'm starting to lose it. I really am. I don't even know the last time I had those noodles. BUT lately I've been having this aversion to processed foods.
So everytime I think Chinese, I think, "Sodium packed, greasy, unhealthy, processed, MSG, AHH I'm GONNA DIEE"
I'm even eating a small bag of fritos, to calm my craving for salty chinese noodles, and ughing at every chip.
...I just gave away the chips, so yucky!
But at the same time, I want those yummy pan fried noodles.
SO there's this battle going on in my HEAD.
Yummmmm NOODLESSSSSSS I WANT NOW
BLeghhhhh processed nastiness is trying to KILL ME
WAHhhh i want those noodles... WHERE CAN I FIND THEM
aghhhh they're probably going to be at those restaurants that serve it all PROCESSED and GREASY
WHYY?! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE GIVE ME THOSE NOODLES
wahhhhhh WHY does most of the food in this world have to made so bad for you
i wanna cryyyyy
Anyways, you get the picture. It's so sad. And I'm sad. Yes, you heard me! I am sad because of Chinese food. I'm feeling deprived, like ....like.....life is being unfair to me!
And NO, I am not preggo. But maybe I should get my hormones checked.
Wait!! I just had an epiphananany!!! (that's just how I pronounce it in my head, yes I know that's not how you spell it) I'm going crazy because of MEDICAL SCHOOL! It must be that!!
What else could it be?! NOTHING.