I'm sitting in the den, minding my own business, watching random youtube videos on the Hubster's macbook as usual. (My laptop is crappy and takes 10 minutes just to load up) I had a bunch of tabs open and what not. Then I hear someone rustling in the kitchen then starting walking up the stairs.
Lo and behold it was the Hubster. He comes right into the den, closes all my tabs and shuts the laptop.
"What the heck! I was doing stuff yo!"
"Yea but its MY laptop. So I can do whatever I want with it."
"Excuse me? You just closed everything I was looking at!!"
"So? Its mine. I own it. Just like I own you." He has the most serious look ever at this point
"WHAT? Are you serious? I'm not your property homie. What's wrong with you?"
"Go get me some juice." He walks off and lays down in the bedroom
I of course storm into the bedroom super mad. "Get you some juice?? How dare you talk to me like that."
"Just go downstairs and get me some juice" Now he starts gesturing me to go away.
"Why are you treating me so crappy right now? Seriously." Then I walked downstairs to the kitchen even though I really just wanted to beat the Hubster.
Upon entering the kitchen I saw this big white box on the table.
Hmm... weird. What's this?
I pick up the box and start turning it looking for a sticker or something that said what it was.
On the side, very small and discreet, the box said "macbook."
"OMG OMG OMG!!!!"
The Hubster came down smiling. I opened the box and inside was a fresh beautiful brand new macbook!
"You are so annoying!! Thank you thank you thank you!!"